Fat Penguin.

Well, hi there. I'm Camille. My title is just here to break the ice.
i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

tanikayforever:

Lilo discovers she looks like her mom when she was Lilo’s age.

Because of Stitch

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

tanikayforever:

Lilo discovers she looks like her mom when she was Lilo’s age.

Because of Stitch

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my-little-underground:

beer-punx:

pir8crabs:

This is an actual thing made by Wendy’s.

This is a legit training video.

This is real.

Going on my ipod

This guy should have gone places.

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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
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Song: Hooked On A Feeling
Artist: Blue Swede
Album: Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix Vol. 1
Played: 34,432 times.

littlestarlolo:

thisdaysmusic:

Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede

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littlestarlolo:

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TONIGHT

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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

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inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”
After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”
Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”
She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”
After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”
She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.
I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”

After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”

Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”

She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”

After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”

She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.

I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

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dude
me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)
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sizvideos:

Water Tricks That’ll Melt Your Mind - Video

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nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

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gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

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disneyfoodtravel:

thegaynerdblog:

Here’s the recipe since motherfuckers can’t source their shit.

sweet baby jesus

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