Fat Penguin.

Well, hi there. I'm Camille. My title is just here to break the ice.
0h-biteme:

freefalling-9:

hippiesandgypsies:

why is destruction so beautiful

because nature is taking itself back

you go nature

0h-biteme:

freefalling-9:

hippiesandgypsies:

why is destruction so beautiful

because nature is taking itself back

you go nature

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 463,515 notes

jammygummy:

"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”

-Douglas Adams

3 days ago on April 14th | J | 114,610 notes
Tagged as: #h2g2 
5 days ago on April 13th | J | 20,936 notes
default album art
Song: Supernothing
Artist: Gimp
Album: Smiles for Macavity
Played: 1,063 times.

9mm3piecesuit:

shaneb7:

"I’m super
I’m a nothing
I’m a no one
Going nowhere fast
But I don’t care
But I don’t care
I’m super
I’m a nothing
I’m a no one
Going nowhere fast
But I don’t care…”

So happy this just appeared on my dash, this song is magical.

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 322 notes
1 week ago on April 6th | J | 36,216 notes

tarklovishki:

ankle-deep-in-seawater:

i-fell-in-love-with-donnie-darko:

goodbyecharmcity:

mortuus-lamia:

Amazing photos!

the past was fucked up

the present ain’t too much better

"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"

"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"

"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"

"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"

*BAM*

"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"

"ifckinhateyu"

"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."

What?”

"My child is a plant."

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 406,586 notes

Slow Life by 

"Slow" marine animals show their secret life under high magnification. Corals and sponges are very mobile creatures, but their motion is only detectable at different time scales compared to ours and requires time lapses to be seen. These animals build coral reefs and play crucial roles in the biosphere, yet we know almost nothing about their daily lives.

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 14,618 notes
down-to-mephistos-skafe:

anthonyaaa:

HOW HAD I NOT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW?

SAME

down-to-mephistos-skafe:

anthonyaaa:

HOW HAD I NOT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW?

SAME

1 week ago on April 6th | J | 268 notes
streetfightmanifesto:

Oh my goodness, me oh my.
(Transparent Tomas Kawaii and his stupid pants for all ur smanifesto needs. :J ♥)

streetfightmanifesto:

Oh my goodness, me oh my.

(Transparent Tomas Kawaii and his stupid pants for all ur smanifesto needs. :J ♥)

1 week ago on April 5th | J | 176 notes
saimisha:

Some wonderful person left this on our car door handle after seeing we had a “Powered By Infinite Improbability Drive” sticker on our car.  I consider this a random act of kindness and fully intend to pay it forward.

saimisha:

Some wonderful person left this on our car door handle after seeing we had a “Powered By Infinite Improbability Drive” sticker on our car.  I consider this a random act of kindness and fully intend to pay it forward.

1 week ago on April 5th | J | 221 notes

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

"I think… I feel good about it." - Marvin the Paranoid Android

1 week ago on April 5th | J | 82 notes
hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

1 week ago on April 5th | J | 173 notes
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hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh for heaven sake mankind it’s only four light years away you know! I’m sorry but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs that’s your own regard. Energise the demolition beams! God I don’t know…apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all…

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh for heaven sake mankind it’s only four light years away you know! I’m sorry but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs that’s your own regard. Energise the demolition beams! God I don’t know…apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all…

1 week ago on April 5th | J | 312 notes
hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending demolition of Earth, and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger. But most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs, or whistle for tidbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means - shortly before the Vogons arrived. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards somersault through a hoop, whilst whistling the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’. But, in fact, the message was this: “So long, and thanks for all the fish”

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending demolition of Earth, and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger. But most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs, or whistle for tidbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means - shortly before the Vogons arrived. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards somersault through a hoop, whilst whistling the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’. But, in fact, the message was this: “So long, and thanks for all the fish”

1 week ago on April 5th | J | 203 notes